chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
Hey, so I'm not coming into work til Friday. Some guy I've known for about 8 hours just offered me a free vacation to Maui and bought my plane ticket. He's Aussie so I'm 75% sure he won't murder me
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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