Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
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Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
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I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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