I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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