Your mouth is God's brothel.
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
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