From the crime scene it appears that I attempted to throw up into a candle.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
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I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
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end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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