Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
fuck dude i blacked out on a tuesday. what am i doing with my life?
Winning.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
The sorting hat of life was not kind to you.....
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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