Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
We were having sex on the balcony and this guy walked by, so drunkily i said "dont move, he cant see us if we dont move."
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
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I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
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She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
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