My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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