Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Hold on... Are we having an intellectual conversation about porn?
Yup
I love us.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
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