So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
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he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
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hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
I'm sorry I peed on myself in front of your boy toy. You should tell him I'm usually not that trashy. It was nice meeting him tho..
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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