do you remember putting condoms over both your hands and asking me if your fists would be too big.
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
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He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
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he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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