It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
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