"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
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Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
Travis is back on this booty and burgers thing. If I'm his delivery service for food he better fuck me how I want.
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My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I may have just tried to argue quantum entanglement as the reason I was still in her bed.
He offered to dress his dick up as Charlie Chaplin to cheer me up.
Keep him.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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