What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
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You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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