Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
Have you ever had chicken nuggets while high? Because it tastes like hearing the Beatles for the first time
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
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