Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
Let's put a bunch of beers in a backpack and shotgun them in a Red Lobster bathroom
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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