she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
Managed to get through family dinner without anyone knowing I was tripping balls. Christmas miracle. He exists.
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Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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