we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
you kept searching pizza on facebook and becoming a fan of each page dedicated to it
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
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she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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