I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Masturbating after my cheeseburger. It's unavoidable.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I woke up with a cutting board and a bag of uncooked pasta next to me.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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