with your own penis?
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
I fell asleep while we were Skyping and woke up to his balls bouncing in front of the camera while he sang "Wakey Wakey!" over and over again. Merryfuckingchristmas.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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