I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so let's talk penis.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
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i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
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This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Baruch atah adonai DAT ASS DOE
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
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