Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
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U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
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I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
We're too hungover to prance.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
I’m making a jello mold of my penis
Will it be as disappointing as your actual penis?
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