marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
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