Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Just delivered a pizza to a holiday inn and a delivery driver from Me n Ed's walked up at the same time, we both were going to the same floor so we stood in the elevator making small talk about delivery stuff, but a small part of me wanted to deck him, stand over him and shout,"FOR THE HUT MOTHERFUCKER, FOR THE HUT!"
Jesus christ, don't start a pizza delivery gang war.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
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