Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Also, they sell weed-chocolate covered strawberries. For the romantic stoner.
That was one of the best texts I got today
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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