Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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