I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I don't think brook has ever known best
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
i dont even know how to be here
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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