I'm really into asian looking animals
Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
just gave a homeless man a kiss in exchange for two handles
exact location. now.
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
she was carrying the quesadilla around the bar like a security blanket
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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