We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
This is the prime rib incident all over again
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
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I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
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I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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