This girl is more easily done than said...
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
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like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
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i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Def drinking wine from a 4 liter jug at 11 am. If i call you in 20 years talking about 12 steps, please trace is back to this moment.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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