ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
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this kid just offered me adderall in exchange for my meal points. college at its finest
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
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You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I want a musical about memes.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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