Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
St Patricks day needs to be raged like youve never raged before. Like youre in the desert and it starts raining beer. Like it's the day the announced the 21st amendment (which is the one that ended prohibition)
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
Gay?
German.
Pity.
I'm too high and old for this...
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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