you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
On a Thurs night I found myself drunk in a limo w 9 dudes on my way to a strip club. Once there I was handed $100 in ones and told "spend it." I need a husband. Or Jesus.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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