I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
so all I remember is hig-fiving the cop and then sprinting away. considering I'm not in jail, I count that as a win.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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