So she farted while we were having sex but I was afraid she would stop because she was emberessed so i just went ahead and took the blame and apologized
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
God damn. I'm really starting to resent babies. They're everywhere. Like fucking land mines.
I'm sitting at home, day drinking, while watching crossroads with brittany spears. I'm not the person you should be asking for advice right now.
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I just totok an inventory of my purse: 1 apple, 1 pair of underwear, 7 condoms, $18 in ones, a check with "for sexual healing" in the subject line, and a 4 oz bottle of wine.
Oh! and a letter from a judge saying I got an interview. Cause that balances it out.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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