I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
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If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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