you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
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