Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
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well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Took me 12 hours to be sober again. Shitshow mission accomplished
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
They are going to name an STD after you.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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