Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
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