after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
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