So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
Bunch of Navy warships just sailed into New York Harbor for Fleet Week. Nobodys getting laid this weekend.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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