Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
You were hopping up and down because you wanted only his strongest sperms to make it to the egg.
Darwin at his finest.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
PS: I just woke up from my shower
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I wonder if a fish could survive in vodka
I could
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Randomize
