So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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