There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
So I cleaned out my gym bag. Found half a bottle of malibu.
You know, I could pretend I'm shocked but what's the use?
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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