Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
this episode of spongebob makes me wish crabby patties were real
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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