we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
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This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
he was holding his dick in one hand and my boob in the other and i looked down and thought, this is my life
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I mean I did fuck her boyfriend, the least I could do is post happy birthday on her Facebook wall.
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