I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
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