You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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