fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Go to hungover. Go directly to hungover. Do not pass go. Do not collect 200 dollars
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
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