matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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