Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
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