remember when she hit me with her car by accident, well apparently it wasn't an accident.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I fear hooking up with people who have white pillowcases because my guyliner always smears on it and i either have to A. sneak out in the night or B. wash it and see them again
First guy to fuck a girl in the new tool shed. Her underwear is on the shovel hook.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
I have hit the ultimate fuck buddy status. We pulled over in a construction zone to have a quickie.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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