You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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