She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
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Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
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Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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