first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
how do flat chested girls get laid?
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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