I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
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Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
yeah the cops just showed up and they got there ass handed to them at beer pong.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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