PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
Just saw a policeman use his lights to go through a red light only to turn them off and go to Sonic...
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
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I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Randomize
